What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
10.06.2025 06:33
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
HELLO
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
As a guy, how do you know you if you are considered attractive?
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
After a few moments he returns.
Should women be allowed in “combat roles” within the military?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
{RING} {RING}
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.